Archive for July, 2009

If you are planning to hang your hammock between two trees, don’t forget to purchase a tree- friendly hammock hanging kit.

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This video is an excellent demonstration of how not to get in a Hammock:

The woman has the right idea but once you see a man go in feet first you know there will be trouble.

How to Get in A Hammock?

Put your heaviest part (that would be your behind) in first and be sure you are centered. Then swing your legs in and lie back. Wiggle around a bit to find the perfect spot for you, then relax and enjoy.

If a second person is going to join you it is a little more tricky. First, make sure the hammock is big enough to hold both of you – at least 54 inches wide with a weight capacity suitable for both your weights added together. Then the heaviest person should get in first and get comfortable. Then the lighter person can join him/her – bum first, Not feet first.

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A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line of judgment.

As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through the pearly gates into Heaven.

Others though, were led over to Satan who threw them into the burning pit.

But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a soul off to one side into a small pile.

Watching Satan do this several times, the fellow’s curiosity got the best of him.

So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was doing.

“Excuse me, Mr. Prince of Darkness,” he said. “I’m waiting in line for judgment, but I couldn’t help wondering, why are you tossing those people aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of Hell with the others?”

“Ah, those,” Satan said with a groan. “They’re all from Nova Scotia …

They’re still too wet to burn.”

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